DS2 needs to dress up as an 8 letter word

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Yup. You read that right. For literacy day in a couple of weeks time.

My mind is filthy and this sort of shit pisses me right off so please help.

Each year group is dedicated to a word length. Year 3 - 6 letters, year 4 - 7 letters etc etc.

On the day children will try to make a sentence combing their word and the words of other children in the school. Prizes will be awarded for the 'best dressed word' and for the most creative sentence formed on the day.

Give. Me. Strength.

I only wish he was in Yr4 so could go as FUCKOFF.

I thought Easter bonnets and random camel costumes at Christmas were bad enough with DS1. Clearly primary school have upped the ante in the last ten years
🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Please help

And that's a noun phrase not a sentence.

True, needs a proper verb. Could dress as 'crumbles' or 'sparkles' or 'question', for versatility.

Bullshit is 8 letters but not very school friendly.

Poptarts

Dairylea

Munchies

Bit of a food theme with mine. Glad dd’s school doesn’t do this!

Send him in as himself and use the word
“Boychild”

@Witchend : absolutely PSML at 2 four letter words! Genius.

or even PMSL. I am too old for acronyms.

I've got one more!

Donation!

You could get him a charity T-shirt and a donation box and send him to school with it, and donate it all to said charity afterwards.

Annoying

On certain days my dc would only need to go as themselves.

Did anyone say Arsehole?

Abstract
Achieved
Alliance
Anything
Argument
Athletic
Calendar
Clothing
Complain
Currency
Envelope
Identity
Petition
Powerful
Ordinary
Randomly
Separate
Sweeping
Universe
Yourself

How about this T shirt? Cheeky but not actually rude?

m.shein.co.uk/Boys-Letter-Print-Tee-p-805758-cat-1999.html

Superman
Easy.

Quick update. DS is going to go as 'sleeping'. He is wearing a onesie and slippers and taking a pillow

Anything else I can add to make it a bit less lame? I thought about sticking some sort of Zzzzzz on him somewhere

I'd have sent him as sausages...

Get one of those eye masks that have closed eyes embroidered on the front