DS2 needs to dress up as an 8 letter word

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Yup. You read that right. For literacy day in a couple of weeks time.

My mind is filthy and this sort of shit pisses me right off so please help.

Each year group is dedicated to a word length. Year 3 - 6 letters, year 4 - 7 letters etc etc.

On the day children will try to make a sentence combing their word and the words of other children in the school. Prizes will be awarded for the 'best dressed word' and for the most creative sentence formed on the day.

Give. Me. Strength.

I only wish he was in Yr4 so could go as FUCKOFF.

I thought Easter bonnets and random camel costumes at Christmas were bad enough with DS1. Clearly primary school have upped the ante in the last ten years
🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Please help

Arsewipe
Tosspots
Bastards
Orgasmic
Serious? (Ok, 7 and punctuation!!)

Just dress him all in black and print the word out.

Few more non-nouns

INSPECTS (in suit/school uniform, carrying Ofsted folder)
LEARNING (in regular school uniform, just looking extra keen)
ORDINARY (in regular school uniform)
STANDARD (ditto)
FAMILIAR (ditto)
EDUCATED (ditto)
ACADEMIC (ditto)

can you spot a theme?

Nearly spat out my tea at CHILDREN btw. Genius....

Actually I really like this idea. Beats World Sodding Book Day for the millionth time.

(If it was my child's school I'd be cursing as well mind you )

Gherkins!

Alphabet is 8 letters... A t-shirt with all the letters scrawled on it?

I really like the idea of "misspelt" too (though I write "misspelled" 😂)

Suitcase would be easy.
Shepherd
Labrador
Tourist

Magician

Swimsuit

I would love this!! (For one year only)

Cucumber, Vibrator, Gherkiny...3 in 1 might get extra points!!

My input is 'squeezed'. Go with a monkey/lemur toy with Velcro hands around him. Or a snake around his neck.

Omg I love the cucumber idea! Please dress him up as a cucumber, I bet no one else will choose that either

Overcoat

Or if he has Asthma, he could go as Wheezing!!

Others from dictionary that might work; Cobwebby, jangling, diazapan, wizardly, kickable....

What about two four letter ones instead?

Minister - paper collar black t shirt

Fiendish, devilish - Halloween costume.

Mine did this last year, no limit on letters, they went as
Nefarious - highwayman costume, black clothes and cape
Polycromatic - rainbow tutu and bright coloured clothes

Jiujitzu, Chipmunk

blowjobs, crucifix

Munchkin

Midnight

All in black

Or sunshine

All in yellow or orange

Shouting

With a megaphone/cone of paper 📣

Smelling

A big nose shape attached to front

Definitely “knobhead”, it was my first thought. Blonde wig and bicycle clips. Done.

Thinking

Attach a walnut to him or picture of a brain

Going to bed now.

All this is making me think of sleeping

Attach loads of 💤 to him.

Some more non-nouns...

Artistic (paints & messy artist's smock?)
Infamous (robber costume and 'most wanted' poster?)
Historic (picture of old ruins/building?)
Battling (knight? Viking?)
Stealthy (all in black? burglars mask?)
Creeping (all in black/cat costume?)
Burglary (robber costume and swag bag)
Horrific (any Halloween costume!)
Gleaming (knight in armour?)
Multiply (t-shirt with lots of sums scribbled on)