Black eye

[BishopFrownofStThigh]

I have a black eye - no idea where it came from, vision not affected.

Extremely irritating though as I'll have to walk around looking like a victim of crime for a couple of days and no-one will believe me when I say I haven't been punched.

Scratch? Oh my days...

I could blame anyone I dislike though . Already told ex, he probably rolled his eyes

I blacked mine once, I can't actually remember what happened.. DP refused to come to the supermarket with me in case people thought he was a woman beater 😬

Luce yeah I guess we just have to look stoical and ignore it.

I'm going to have to phase it out and look like Myra Hindley for a few days

Why tell your ex? What does it have to do with him?

Joans it was just jokingly, we stay in contact a lot. We're both still in love but it will fizzle out.

I said about my eye and that no-one had punched me.