Looks like drunk me tried to write a comedy.

[BoswellsBollocks]

I haven’t had reason to look at the notes on my phone for a couple of weeks. I’ve just looked now and apparently a couple of weeks ago after a couple of drinks I started writing a comedy.

Drunk me has ordered crap off eBay, drunk me has declared ‘the safety dance’ the greatest song ever written, but now drunk me wants to be the next Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

My notes include:

The main character is not the main character, someone else is.

The old lady in the shop is pregnant with 2 twins.

The town crier is a cross dressing pillock.

And then the killer note...

Go to writing lessons. 😂

I’ve made myself chuckle this evening at least, even if no one else ever gets to witness my comedy genius. 😂

Reminded me of this

I’ve screenshot that and saved it to my favourite photos @GreySheep 😂

Kat my Mad Uncle George, an electronics whizzkid back in the day, possibly popped quite a few blood vessels in his street when peeps opened up their TVs (long before computers and only staid Auntie Beeb on offer) to find, inexplicably, soft porn being broadcast
My dad disowned him but he was my Hero

So why am I writing this to myself? Must be getting more like my Mad Uncle G. by the day. Above was for redshoes

Errant space hoppers,smug Henries etc...loving all these