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Biff and Chip - who knew?

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Mominatrix · 22/09/2019 21:42

Despite having gone through the ORT twice, I never picked up on this. Why was I never told?

Biff and Chip - who knew?
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ALoadOfTwaddle · 22/09/2019 21:43

I knew this. No one would name their daughter Biff.

OpiesOldLady · 22/09/2019 21:44

Bloody hell. I've been through it four times and didn't know it either!

RickOShay · 22/09/2019 21:44
Grin That’s explained a real mystery to me Thanks.
SlightlySleepy · 22/09/2019 21:48

I didn't know this! I agree that Biff is a terrible name and even worse for a girl.

Trenchcoated · 22/09/2019 21:50

Biff is a general child nickname for Elizabeth, though. I know an American Biff in her sixties. Again, her family were calling her ‘Beth’ as a child, but a younger sibling couldn’t get his tongue around the ‘th’.

My problem is that I could never remember which was Biff and which was Chip. Mind you, I think my reception-age son pointed out that Kipper is the dog...

Sweetpotatoaddict · 22/09/2019 21:51

My 4 yr old told me this and I asked him if he was sure Blush

Jamhandprints · 22/09/2019 21:51

Cute. I didn't realise they were true stories. ;-)

greasyspooncafe · 22/09/2019 21:52

What does it say!?

Mominatrix · 22/09/2019 21:53

DS (15) is in shock.

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TabbyMumz · 22/09/2019 21:57

I thought they were American.

Dizzywizz · 22/09/2019 21:58

I thought kipper was the dog!!

almostn9ne · 22/09/2019 21:59

@greasyspooncafe - can you click on the pic? It should show it bigger. x

SallyLovesCheese · 22/09/2019 22:01

Isn't the dog Floppy?

As a teacher, I thought they'd only chosen those names due to the graphemes contained within them. To think there's actually a made-up back story...

Iwantacookie · 22/09/2019 22:03

Christ on a bike are they still going? Surely they should be grown up by now?

Leeds2 · 22/09/2019 22:04

I never realised that Biff and Chip were twins.

greasyspooncafe · 22/09/2019 22:04

Not able to enlarge pic on phone

stillathing · 22/09/2019 22:06

That's made my evening! I love it!

Mooncupblues · 22/09/2019 22:07

I knew about the names but didn’t realise they were twins

Ohyesiam · 22/09/2019 22:09

Biff was a girl?

Sewrainbow · 22/09/2019 22:10

I've just seen this on Facebook- a revelation!

But I'm pleased the childwerent given those names at birth! Grin

BustedDreams · 22/09/2019 22:12

@Ohyesiam yes Biff is a girl. You can see a bow in her her long hair. Not that boys can’t have long hair and bows too.

theconstantinoplegardener · 22/09/2019 22:16

I knew that Biff's real name is Elizabeth. The children's dad is my secret crush though Blush so I know quite a lot about the books.

fedup21 · 22/09/2019 22:23

Biff’s real name was NEVER Elizabeth! It was Barbara-it’s in the teacher’s guide.

They are rewriting history...!

Biff and Chip - who knew?
Witchend · 22/09/2019 22:31

I knew this.

I had a Great-Uncle Biff, and the teacher had to explain to me that Biff was the girl.

JemilyJ · 22/09/2019 22:31

I came to say the same as @fedup21, back in the day Biff was Barbara! Elizabeth/Beth does make more sense though...