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I keep dreaming about Dominic Cummings, do you think I need help?

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DominicCummingsGilet · 18/09/2019 18:34

Not sex dreams by the way!!

A couple of weeks ago I dreamt that he was my partner. He was on the run and we were staying in various places and we had to keep him hidden. That inspired my username change. Then the past couple of nights he has been in them again. I can’t remember the first dream, but in the second we were at some kind of conference and he was speaking (he wasn’t my partner in this one). Lots of people were hassling him so I played it cool, occupying myself looking after my SIL’s dream toddler triplets (they don’t have kids IRL). Also Benedict Cumberbatch was there introducing him - he played him in the TV drama didn’t he?

What kind of therapy do you think would be best? I have been following Brexit news but not obsessively, well I didn’t think anyway! What are my dreams telling me?

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noblegiraffe · 18/09/2019 18:37

You fancy Dominic Cummings.

Read his blog, that’ll soon put you off.

tierraJ · 18/09/2019 19:42

You may be beyond help!!

VladmirsPoutine · 18/09/2019 19:53

Is this meant to be a light-hearted thread? Because you are aware of the total harm he is causing/has causes this country. I don't mean to be po-faced but I don't understand really what you're on about.

ForalltheSaints · 18/09/2019 19:55

You need help. Though at least you are not dreaming about Mr Johnson.

titchy · 18/09/2019 19:56

That you Carrie?

LivingDeadGirlUK · 18/09/2019 19:59

Do you think your dream self is working their way up to drowning him and claiming the insurance money?

Neveragain21 · 18/09/2019 20:00

Are you the same op who wanted to 'do' Ed balls.
Then Jacob rm. And bercow?
I find it your dream amusing however and hope you post more Grin

XXcstatic · 18/09/2019 20:03

Look, Boris, you're under a lot of pressure that the moment, and it's not surprising your sleep is disturbed.

gower4 · 18/09/2019 20:05

Do you know him?

mummmy2017 · 18/09/2019 20:08

Your frustrated and his name is giving you sexy dreams.

managedmis · 18/09/2019 20:23

Just Googled

Not my cup, personally

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DominicCummingsGilet · 18/09/2019 20:33

Just to clarify that I have never fancied Ed Balls or JRM. Bercow, on the other hand...Wink

Also I am not a fan of his or what he is doing. My subconscious seems to be a fan of his though Blush

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XXcstatic · 18/09/2019 20:48

Bercow, on the other hand

Good Lord, Woman - get help before it's too late Grin

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DominicCummingsGilet · 18/09/2019 21:57

I jest, I jest! Going back to your previous post I imagine Boris wakes up in a cold sweat from his dreams at the moment.

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ParanoidGynodroid · 18/09/2019 22:29

Eww, I have to switch off when I see him. Repulsive, angry-looking, right wing wankshaft.

You are very unwell, OP.

NotGoingToFall · 18/09/2019 22:50

😳

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