Awkward/funny things your DS/DD has done today!

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I love chats, they're ever so funny/interesting.
DS told the gay couple next door their child was so lucky because 'mummy is very annoying sometimes, daddy is much more fun!' which made us all chuckle and me give him a joking betrayed look. He also begged me to take home a ladybird at Kew Gardens because he called it Albert and 'loved it'! Haha!

Told a parent at a party that their new baby has the same name as his aunt's dog. And that the dog is a boy, where the baby is a girl.
He's 7, he's normally very discreet, I was willing him to just stop talking.

My DD2 told my DD1 to "just stop talking, I can't hear myself THINK"! Which is totally what I say to them myself!! It was just so me.

DDs got their dad with a hosepipe and a bucket of cold water, while he was lying down in the sun. I didn't tell them to ahem....