Is this Middle Aged Man In Lycra yours?

[Rapidmama]

Hanging washing in the garden and there is a group of them sat on the other side of my wall.

One on the phone to presumably his wife.

“No it’s going to be a while yet, we’re only just in Great Horkesley”

No he fucking isn’t. He’s nowhere near Horkesley. His mates thought it hilarious.

HTH

I’m tempted to pop my head over and ask him if he’s lost

Not mine, thank god. I don't think DH has ever donned lycra. Goretex perhaps, but not lycra.

I’m tempted to pop my head over and ask him if he’s lost

Oh please do! Though the pricks will probably just laugh at you.