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Original poster

Golden toilet stolen - police have nothing to go on

92 replies

LaMarschallin · 14/09/2019 15:10

Okay, the old ones aren't always the best.

Just saw this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-oxfordshire-49700620

Love the fact it was offered to Trump.
Also devastated I may never get my three-minute go on it

Hope they just don't dump it and leave someone else to carry the can.

OP posts:
ColumboOnTheCase · 14/09/2019 20:39

Stealing a piece of art..... that’s a really shitty thing to do!

Outsomnia · 14/09/2019 20:40

How would MNrs clean a Gold toilet, that is the question, and would a gold toilet brush be out of the question!

But now that it's gone who really cares anyway. Insurance will cover it.

ssd · 14/09/2019 20:40

Someone's really taking the piss here.

ssd · 14/09/2019 20:41

Oh well.

Shit happens.

AdaColeman · 14/09/2019 20:41

A well known gangland source said "It's not a big job".

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 14/09/2019 20:57

Hope they catch the poopertraiters soon. Grin

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 14/09/2019 20:57

I mean they literally are taking the piss. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ISmellBabies · 14/09/2019 21:05

It's been a real strain for police resources but they're pushing hard for a breakthrough. They're doing a stand up job.

ISmellBabies · 14/09/2019 21:07

No information about the crime was supposed to be given, but there was a leak.

Original poster
LaMarschallin · 14/09/2019 21:08

I'm sure some people aren't taking this seriously.
Admit it: you're just yanking my chain.

OP posts:
7Worfs · 14/09/2019 21:09

Neighbours commenting have described the act as ‘cheeky’.

7Worfs · 14/09/2019 21:10

The security team on shift at the time of the crime are now the butt of the joke.

ellzebellze · 14/09/2019 21:13

Grin Grin

Triglesoffy · 14/09/2019 21:13

PMSL 😆

Charley50 · 14/09/2019 21:19

Local police admitted it's their biggest job yet.

which1 · 14/09/2019 21:20

The thieves must have been potty to come up with this idea.

ScreamingValenta · 14/09/2019 21:22

A local witness reported a man in the area who was 'acting a wee bit suspiciously'.

7Worfs · 14/09/2019 21:24

Scotland Yard denied rumours that local police are trying to wash their hands off the case.

ChopinIn10Minuets · 14/09/2019 21:24

But admit it, which1, they must be feeling pretty flush now they've got away with it...

ISmellBabies · 14/09/2019 21:34

The stolen item has now been traced to Shitterton.

ISmellBabies · 14/09/2019 21:35

The security officer who discovered the theft was terrified, absolutely shat himself.

ScreamingValenta · 14/09/2019 21:36

A local sergeant was asked by the press for an update on the case, but unfortunately, he wasn't privy to the latest developments.

AdaColeman · 14/09/2019 21:50

Commenting on police methods for the case, a senior police officer said, "For us, it's just bog standard police work".

Triglesoffy · 14/09/2019 22:15

This thread is pure gold (lavatory)!

ssd · 14/09/2019 22:22

After stealing a gold loo the thieves are no longer piss poor.