Where are my earrings?

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I'll start this off confirming they are not expensive nor are they sentimental, I just need them for night out on Saturday yes I have other ones but these specific ones are perfect and they're bloody missing.

I've searched drawers, handbags, jewellery box suitcases everywhere I can possibly think to look and they're missing, where the fuckety, fuck, fuck are they hiding?

I keep lying in bed to go to sleep then another place to check will come to me so up I get still can't bloody find them though.

Earrings where are you?!

Bathroom? When did you last wear them and where might you have taken them off?

If I had lost them and had looked in all the obvious places, I would then look in: jacket, trouser or coat pockets (and feel the hems in case there is a hole in the pocket and they have fallen through it and are trapped in the lining); wash bag/suitcase/overnight bag pockets; make up bag; purse; drawer of bedside table; top of bedside table; mantle piece; little dish in the kitchen in which I put all the odd small bits and pieces that don't have an immediate home; bathroom window sill/cabinet.

When my children were younger I would also check in playmobil (the small bits and bobs), lego and small doll's accessories/clothes/shoes and any places they had for 'hiding' treasures. I also say a prayer to St Anthony (lost things) and St Jude (lost causes), which often seems to do the job.

Can you remember when/where you last wore them and work back from there?

Good luck! I hope they turn up soon.

The handbag you use going out. Always find a myriad of stuff in mine.

I think I've only worn them once before and that was months ago and I'm sure they were on the dressing table recently but not anymore!

I'll either find them first thing on Sunday morning or they're lost forever.