Free 'fuck offs' for all. While stocks last

[AtlasObscura]

I've issued two today.

One to my daughters fiancé who has just been caught cheating on her and the other to my drink-driving neighbour who has just reversed through my garden fence.

But I have plenty of fuck offs left so tonight, I'm giving them away for free.

2 per customer while stocks last.

Form an orderly queue please

Thanks very much. Could I have one for my dickhead neighbours, who tried to stop me working from home....but failed. 🖕

And to doctor who has misdiagnosed my youngest. 🖕

Mine are petty compared to yours, OP. Your poor daughter. How’s she doing?

I will give mine to my fucking shoes that have shredded my toes and made it painful to walk. Fuck off.

And my job.

2 for you NewVagina

Hope your DC is ok now and that your neighbour gets lost x

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This is one of my most favourite songs

Can I have two to add to my stockpile for when I'm in a bad mood?

Very little justification needed Tweezer, 2 for you

Could you lob your shoes at boss thereby killing two birds (and one boss) with one shoe

I’ll take two thanks.

One for my friend who thinks my 13 year old DD with suspected autism needs a boyfriend to concentrate on instead of her anxieties.

And another one for autism itself because DD is awesome and it is getting in the way of her ruling the world (well her own world really).

Ooooh, link crashed . Soz.
You tube ‘no more fucks to give’

Fuck off to everyone who thinks I’m pregnant because we’re moving house. I would love to be but I’m not. I have a beautiful dd and I’m trying to be content. No, there’s nothing I’m not telling you auntie

Writer - of course, you'll never know when you might need them - I encourage stockpiling for times such as this x

To the guys who are block paving my neighbours drive and making our lives a misery in the process (but, hopefully will be done tomorrow).

...... and the my DH ..... money related (don’t ask ...!).

The dickhead spamming my work account with studies about something over which I have no jurisdiction. And I have to be polite.

Just one though. I'm not greedy.

I'll have one for my ridiculous colleague who is asking me about her training program. Why would I know about her shit?

Eyeofthestorm

2 for you plus a spare for your pocket in case needed at later date

Could I have one large one please? I'd like to gift wrap and present to my manager today. She's earned it for jumping to hugely inaccurate and disparaging conclusions about my lovely hard working team.
Thanks!

I used mine all up in work today but will some more for tomorrow for the arseholes I will be dealing with. Two probably aren't enough but will be a start

Oh i'm not greedy, i'll take one

Dsis's cancer that she starts Chemo for tomorrow... that can fuck right off

They will be needed I’m sure.

Little Eel and Mrs Expo - here's 4, can I leave you both to divvy out between you x

Please can I take one XL fuck off for the outsourcing company who took my (20 year) job. Just started a new job (totally different) but its a hard change :(

A million fucks off for my neighbour who told me BY TEXT that my dog - who has been missing for a week - had been spotted less than 500m from my house. I didn't see the text for 3 hours

Swan, I'm so sorry 😐

Love and fuck offs for you and your daughter xx

SultanaLoaf and Sausage Supper, here you go and good luck xx

Science and Sarah - no problem and XXL also available xx

Yep I'll have some too please...work today was beyond frustrating. Actually can I have at least a dozen of them...for each of the ppl disturbing me when there's a sign on my office door saying don't disturb' aka fuck off!