Public transport annoyances

[chocolatesaltyballs22]

Currently on a train home from London and bored, trying to distract myself from various things that are pissing me off. What behaviours annoy you the most on public transport? I'll start with mine right now:-

Noisy eating or eating smelly food. Women opposite me is eating chorizo & salad (the chorizo stinks) in between chewing olives with her mouth open and then pulling the stones out of her mouth. Yuck!

Loud typing

Loud, self-important work phone calls with no care for privacy of information

People leaving their shit in the aisles

Annoying text alerts (currently a hooter one going off every few minutes)

God I'm grumpy, get me home!

Dear Transport For London

I understand that you don't want to put your staff on buses on routes where there are demonstrations, I really do. It's not safe, I get that. But could you please change your app, so that at stops missed because of diversions, it doesn't tell you that the next bus will be in 3 mins, when it's more likely 3 hours.

Could you not change the app so it says "give up now, love. It ain't happening."?

Also, if you close a bus stop, would you mind telling the bus drivers, so they can tell us poor sods using your buses and we can get off sooner and walk. That way, the driver won't get a pleasing stream of the old rancid because they've missed stops.

Love and kisses......