My dog is a twat

[AmIThough]

Bought a new item of clothing yesterday. Didn't fit so left it on the stairs for 5 mins today while I got the baby ready so we could go to the shops to return it.

Dog decided that instead of choosing one of his 7000 toys to play with, he'd chew the label off the clothing and destroy the whole barcode.

He's a twat!

Cute though...

So is my lawnmower, it’s a cock.

Sorry you’re the twat for leaving it on the stairs 🐶

Mine chewed my daughters new outfit that I had left on the worktop ready to show her when she got home from school!
He's a big fat twat it's a good job he's so bloody cute 🤣

Title made me giggggle

@Bookworm4 I agree. I know what he's like as well. I'm a knobhead and he's a twat

search 'my dog is a twat' on facebook. Photos of dogs who have literally chewed through walls. Its great!

My dh proudly showed me the new fitted flooring.
I laughed.

Ddog didn't approve of the new flooring...

My two ripped two of DS new school books to shredds less than an hour after i left them on the kitchen counter. €60 to replace.

Mine seems like an angel now and I feel bad for being mean about him!

And he keeps coming for cuddles because he knows he's super cute so gets away with everything.

The same ddog (house trained for years) went into ds's room and did a huge fake poo looking poo on his new school planner!! Wish I had taken a pic!
Has to use paper to write to school and buy a new one!!
#ddog hates school!