Mushroom ID!

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This has just popped up in my lawn. The bottom is a sort of 'bulb' thing. I picked them all, carefully, as soon as they popped up but a friend has terrified me saying they could be Destroying Angel. Any knowledgeable folks around??

Lick it?

If that's the bottom, what's the top like??

No, that's the top! The bottom is a small bulb... I do realise it looks rather dodgy...

Not even the most knowledgeable of fungi experts couldnt tell you what that is from that 1 picture. You need to see the gills, take a spore print and know it's location and environment just to start to id a mushroom. And even then I wouldn't even touch it without knowing for sure what it is.

Well its rated 18+ I can tell you that, but otherwise not too sure

Stinkhorn?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destroying_angel

I thought stinkhorn too, not many other phallic shaped fungi out there!

That is clearly a knobroom.

I pick and eat mushrooms but wouldn't touch that one with the proverbial bargepole!