I have a significant birthday coming up and I'm being asked what I'd like family keep asking what I'd like

[StealthPolarBear]

I was planning to ask friends and family to club together and buy Greenland for me.
But what else can be on my list?

Oops

A dyson air wrap and/or hair dryer
Philips Lumea
A nice piece of jewellery
Nice shoes
A decent camera

I am materialistic

No small islands?

Do you read? Because I've loved my Willoughby book club subscription.

Vatersay would probably be pretty cheap. Or North Rona.

I was thinking like skye or mull. I don't know where those places are but they sound far away.
Or the Isle of Wight. I do like an island with a waitrose.

OK now I feel stupid

Sicily? Alright, it's not "small" small, but it's smaller than Greenland. Better weather too.

Ooh sicily!
How can angelsey have a waitrose when the entire of Co Durham doesn't?

Oh course. Can we send him to Newton aycliffe for six months please. Or Langley Park.

Stealth

When you’ve had enough of them send them down the road to Sunderland it’s the only way we’ll ever get a Waitrose n’all

If we've got one in Durham we'll let you visit. Don't be greedy!

They could get you something from Iceland.

We sadly don't have a Waitrose on Skye. If I let you buy the island can you ensure that there at least two (north and south) with subsided goods?

I don't want much, I'd be happy with Gozo, there is a supermarket there which sells some Waitrose products and it has better weather than Greenland.