So I have a random hook

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In my ceiling.
What should I hang from it?

It was here when we bought the house. We just haven't taken it out as it causes no issues. It's in the corner of the hall way, near the front door. I do not want to hang a plant from it.
Any other ideas?

Sex swing?

A magical cloak of invisibility

A magical cloak of invisibility

Don’t be silly. It’s already there, but she can’t see it.

A lovely wicker egg type chair.

Does it look... creepy/murder-y?

This

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This. It will distract from any tiny spider webs in the corners.

Your insecurities?

put another hook and put up a hammock

Mistletoe - Christmas is coming

Your insecurities?

Ouch! Too far.

A string of garlic? Some salamis? A bird cage? One of those plastic sock-dryer things? A paella pan?

Disco ball

Death Star.

I hung a angel wind chime that my Nana bought me years ago. Its lovely and beautiful to hear when anyone opens the door.

My son has a hook in the ceiling over his bed. He was bought a St Christopher necklace for his 1st birthday so it hangs there until he's old enough to wear it

Love these responses!

We've got a print of Vigo the Carpathian next to it so I quite like the creepy bat!

It's a big brass hook, very sturdy and screwed into a beam so looks like it'll hold some weight.
Egg chair or hammock won't fit in hallway

Also, it's in a corner so a sex swing wouldn't work. That would need to be more central or we wouldn't really be able to get a good swing...or we'd have really crap swing sex sex.

That would need to be more central or we wouldn't really be able to get a good swing...or we'd have really crap swing sex sex.

You might have more room to swing if you leave the door open. It would also be a unique way to meet the neighbours.

Just got home from work and DH has hung a bag of garlic on the hook because someone told him it warns off spiders...

Massive crucifix next to the garlic and a wooden stake with inset silver bullet. Unhook garlic, swap in 🍌 bunch.