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Cheeky old git on PoF

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hawleybits · 14/08/2019 19:07

I don't often use PoF these days but still occasionally receive the odd message. This evening I had a message from a CF, considerably older than me at 63, saying, "I do hope you're not a post menopausal ice box, I've had enough of that"!!

I'm thinking of a pertinent response. Silly old fart! 🤢

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PippiDeLena · 14/08/2019 19:37

Just tell him to fuck off. Any wittiness will be wasted on him.

Hard to understand why somebody didn't want to have sex with him though isn't it?

nevernotstruggling · 14/08/2019 19:38

And he wonders why he's single...

Scruffalicious · 14/08/2019 19:38

What a catch.

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millstonegrit · 14/08/2019 19:43

Tell him even if you are an icebox there is no chance of his meat going in there

Likethebattle · 14/08/2019 20:19

Hmmm if all the women you meet are ‘iceboxes’ you might want to work out what you do to make them like that!

WipeYourFeetOnTheRhythmRug · 14/08/2019 20:21

“Yeah right, grandad”

What a creeper!

hawleybits · 14/08/2019 22:01

I couldn't resist a little retort, along the lines of, 'take a closer look at yourself'
Bleurgh!

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PastelPotential · 14/08/2019 22:47

Nothing beats the old classic of 'fuck off''.

hawleybits · 15/08/2019 00:16
Grin
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RedHatsDoNotSuitMe · 15/08/2019 00:50

You're all soooooo much nicer than me.... I'd reply indicating I'm interested, buxom and in my 20s....

Gingerkittykat · 15/08/2019 00:58

It's amazing how many pervy old men out there think they are attractive to younger women.

I bet the only action his shrivelled old dick will be getting is from his right hand. Send him a link to a fleshlight.

AllSweetnessAndLight · 15/08/2019 01:04

Do not respond. He is 'negging' you. It's basically where a person sends you negative personal comments so you will interact with them to prove them wrong about yourself.

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