I think I just woke bf up with my sleep farting

[MortifiedMarie]

If woke me up!! And bf was stirring so assume woke him up too

Am currently hiding in the living room waiting for trapped wind to quietly pass

😳

sorry but that's hilarious to me.

((Hug))

Thanks

He’s gone to work now so have freely let rip

I’ve been married 9 years and DH still leaves the room to fart. That’s love, that is 😂

That really is love!! Mine used to just do it wherever and leave the whole room smelling like a nuclear fall out. Fucker

Current DP of 1 year I have yet to notice passing wind. And I haven’t gotten brave enough to even do it in another room. I just hold on, which makes it worse.

I’m 40 btw, not 14 🤦🏻‍♀️