Oh my word.. i have no idea what i have eaten but my farts are effing rancid. Im making myself feel sick 🤢. Its like something ate a raw egg... died...and decomposed in there. Even the dog wont come near me 🙈🤦♀️. I swear it could gag a maggot. I added courgettes to the lasagne tonight. Im convinced it's the courgettes. The bastards.
We live on a new build estate still having houses built. My mom visited tonight and asked if the builders were doing the sewage pipes as it stunk. I had to fess up it was my rancid arse. She knows i suffer with IBS but even she went “ oh dear.... it is particularly bad today isnt it? That cant be healthy having that fermenting in your bowels love...”
I cant go to bed. Im dying downstairs in an open area. I cant release that plume in a small enclosed space as our bedroom. I will be arrested for manslaughter of my DH.
Im driving to yorkshire tomorrow. Dear god i hope its gone by then. I wont survive.
For what its worth... im not a poo troll. Just a woman with a rancid arse scaring the family and local animals. I should shove an air diffuser in my knickers. Will this pass by tomorrow? Or is my family doomed?