Can we have a Farting thread?

[whingeygingy]

I did one in a lift got out and someone got in1 minute later turned green and shot out like a bat out of hell🤣

My OH did one in the car and held the windows closed, it was vile.

I did one on his pillow. He slept in the spare room that night.

Walking home through the park earlier with DP, I let one off that sounded like two men ripping calf-leather behind a tannery. DP was simultaneously disgusted and awestruck at my prowess.

I let one off that sounded like two men ripping calf-leather behind a tannery

I do love a good fart thread. Where else could we hear pure poetry like that?

I still laugh when i think about a poster on a previous thread that did one that sounded like a question mark at the end.

I did one in a revolving door then ‘accidentally’ touched the door in front to trap everyone a little bit longer

My dh does it in the supermarket aisle and then walks off quickly leaving me with the embarrassment

I once got horrendous wind, and farted pretty much for the entirety of a flight to Alicante. I heard another passenger nearby commenting that 'someone keeps on farting'. Well that someone was me! I dont feel too bad, its not like it was long haul or anything.