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Shocking table decoration

14 replies

GimmieTheCoffeeAndNooneDies · 03/08/2019 21:00

Clutches pearls.

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Thefemalekeithrichards · 03/08/2019 21:01

Can you steal it for me please ?

FadedRed · 03/08/2019 21:03

That’s just a mummy cactus and two baby cacti 🌵
Anything else is just your dirty mind!

PixieLumos · 03/08/2019 21:05

Hehehe

crisscrosscranky · 03/08/2019 21:12

I'd have put that in my handbag

DingleyDells · 03/08/2019 21:15

Zoflorabore · 03/08/2019 21:15

Love it

nocoolnamesleft · 03/08/2019 21:17

Don't prick yourself.

marvellousnightforamooncup · 03/08/2019 21:21

😂🌵🍆

MrTumblePulledAKnifeOnMe · 03/08/2019 21:28

Ooh, I misread the title as Stocking Table Decoration. I was looking forward to a unique Christmas table decoration. 🤭

TroysMammy · 03/08/2019 21:31

What are you having to eat? Meat and two veg?

Mysterian · 03/08/2019 21:44

That looks a bit like a winkle.

Jupiter13 · 03/08/2019 22:04

There is some dirty minds tonight..😬

Crunchymum · 03/08/2019 23:36

Where are you?????

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GimmieTheCoffeeAndNooneDies · 03/08/2019 23:59

It was in a hotel in Scotland, I took photos then forgot about it until I went to do some deletions.

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