Who here can interpret dreams? 🔮🔮🔮
I had a cray-cray dream last night. I dreamt I went back to my old flat that I sold last year, using an extra set of keys I recently discovered I still have (oops!) to gain entry and look for something I thought I'd left behind.
I let myself in when the new owners were out. A rando neighbour I didn't know came in to help me search through the owners' possessions. New owners arrived home. I called out from the living room to announce myself. They were VERY UPSET. "I didn't think you'd mind", sez I, breezily. They called the police. I did not think I was remotely U and couldn't understand the distress.
I went outside to smoke (I don't smoke) and wait for the police. The neighbour had scarpered.
On reflection I believe I may have been a touch unreasonable. AIBU to think that my my subconscious is trying to tell me that I am an entitled cow with boundary issues? Or is it just that I need to melt the keys? This is a matter of some import on an otherwise crashingly dull Saturday.
