My feed

to access all these features

Join the discussion and meet other Mumsnetters on our free online chat forum.


Try saying this really, really quickly or even better after a few alcoholic bevvies!!!

5 replies

sparkler · 01/08/2007 17:51

One smart man, he felt smart
Two smart men, they felt smart
Three smart men, they felt smart
And they all felt smart together.

OP posts:
Desiderata · 01/08/2007 17:52

You're wanting me to say that they all smelt farts forever, aren't you!

But I didn't

Desiderata · 01/08/2007 17:53

... I meant 'together', of course.

sparkler · 01/08/2007 20:46
OP posts:
lemonaid · 01/08/2007 20:49

Even better if you make it "smart fellow" rather than "smart man", by the way...

lemonaid · 01/08/2007 20:50


I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker comes.

Probably not in front of the DCs, though.

Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.