Try saying this really, really quickly or even better after a few alcoholic bevvies!!!

[sparkler]

One smart man, he felt smart
Two smart men, they felt smart
Three smart men, they felt smart
And they all felt smart together.

You're wanting me to say that they all smelt farts forever, aren't you!

But I didn't

... I meant 'together', of course.

Even better if you make it "smart fellow" rather than "smart man", by the way...

Also

I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker comes.

Probably not in front of the DCs, though.