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Try saying this really, really quickly or even better after a few alcoholic bevvies!!!

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sparkler · 01/08/2007 17:51

One smart man, he felt smart
Two smart men, they felt smart
Three smart men, they felt smart
And they all felt smart together.

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Desiderata · 01/08/2007 17:52

You're wanting me to say that they all smelt farts forever, aren't you!

But I didn't

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Desiderata · 01/08/2007 17:53

... I meant 'together', of course.

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sparkler · 01/08/2007 20:46

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lemonaid · 01/08/2007 20:49

Even better if you make it "smart fellow" rather than "smart man", by the way...

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lemonaid · 01/08/2007 20:50

Also

I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker comes.

Probably not in front of the DCs, though.