Tell me a random lie.

[GiggleMcDimples]

Anything.
A lie about yourself, your neighbour, a fabricated story about anything. An untrue "fact" or similar.
As random as you can get.

My husband stole next doors lawnmower and mowed a giant cock in their overgrown lawn this morning.

My Mum used to race speedboats for a living!

OP you could just read AIBU for the same effect

Your bum doesn't look big in that.

TV these days is full of interesting, meaningful programmes.

I won the lottery and ran off to distant isles to care for their feral cats. Once there I fell in love with a cafe -bar guitar player and we now spend days wandering naked around my enormous estate.

The UK will leave the EU on 31st October

I used to work in a zoo until an elephant stood on my foot.

TWAW...

People can change sex

My DC1 got all grade 9/A* in their GCSEs.
DC2 is forecast to do the same.

Teachers are well paid and well respected as professionals.

Boris Johnson has a track record of honesty.

I recently won the coveted title of 'miss Wales', even though I have never been there, ever.
They just heard about my legendary good looks and came to my house to present me with the sash and a million pounds.

I think Boris Johnson is amazing!

People can change sex

That's the most outrageous lie EVER.
Hopping wins.

@BringOnTheScience DC1 is only 5 though right???

Brexit with no deal will be great for the country. Oh wait, we have had that one

Brexit will be fine. Absolutely fine.

Snap!

@Bunnybigears how is your foot these days?

I know where to get hold of a pill that brings you to your perfect weight and body shape overnight. Just take it, sleep, wake up and all the extra fat has been burned off.

Omg @growlingbear you're Holly Willoughby!?!?

GiggleMcDimples flatter than it used to be.

My Ex husband is a very nice man.

@Bunnybigears must be hell trying to buy shoes.