SHIT SPIDER

[dotty12345]

Just woke up and this is on the wall, help!!

Unless you're a fly or Jeff Goldblum, ignore it.

• if you are Jeff Goldblum call me...

It's a spider. I assume you're not in Australia and it's a perfectly harmless spider, which catches flies and does you no harm at all. Just leave it. Or take it outside. I do not understand this insane hysteria about an eight legged creature which does you no harm at all.

Did it eat you in the night OP?

I would have forgotten sleeping kids, neighbours and any consideration for anyone else and get the hoover out and deal with that bad boy.

I’m alive but the fucker fucked of at 4pm (while I nipped to the loo, too scared to go to bed tonight! If it wants to kill me, fair enough but do it by machine gun, not freaking me out!!

@FreckledLeopard You might want to research what a phobia is. Not all of them are necessarily logical.

He looks like he moved from Australia
Like fuck would I go to sleep with that in my room. Sorry op I know that doesn't help!

Time to burn the house down.

You have no choice.

Please don’t kill it. Pint glass and card and then put it out the window. Please!

Why does a thread need s warning that it has a photo. Surely if anyone is so terrified they cant see a photo then they wont open a thread titled SHIT SPIDER if the word shit didn't induce fear the capitals do.

The photo warning thing is at risk of becoming like 8/9 years ago on here when we had to say loofah instead of the word spider. And if someone posted the word spider people freaked out YOU CANT SAY THAT WORD

Whatever you do, don't smash it against the wall. It will leave a ghostly imprint of the spider which will hunt you forever.