I live on a new build estate, right on the edge near the sales office. We're used to loads of construction traffic and delivery vans going about their business.
Over the last couple of months, a furniture company van has been parked outside my kitchen window, next to the sales office. The road it's on is partly blocked-off at the moment because of various construction that's happening, and it's always parked in the closed-off bit.
When it appears, it stays. For days. Sometimes over a weekend, sometimes part of the week. Then, it'll disappear again and won't return until the following week, when the same thing happens.
I've only seen the driver himself once or twice, he got out last night with a big rucksack and merrily disappeared off through the woods near our house.
It's a total mystery. I've literally seen him twice in the five or six weeks he's been doing this.
My current (imaginary) backstory for this weird appearing/disappearing furniture van/man is that he's been caught-out with his fancy woman and thrown out on his ear, but has no where to stay so sleeps out of his work van. No one knows about this, and he's trying to keep up the pretence at work that everything's normal, all while also trying to keep his fancy woman happy. But that doesn't quite work because if he can stay at hers, why park his van in such a weird place?
Oh wise MNers - there has to be an explanation! Who is he? And more importantly - where is he going for days on end while his furniture van sits there unattended?! It's got to be something really interesting, right?