I went out lunch today and ordered a bacon and avocado sandwich. Lovely, I thought. Except I didn't read the menu properly and when it came it was an open sandwich. Which isn't even a fucking thing - a sandwich is two pieces of bread, together with the filling in the middle and I refuse to be swayed from this.
So there I am with my pathetic open sandwich which was impossible to eat without everything falling off it, balancing the thing and trying to negotiate into my gob was like a workout. Then my last piece of bacon ended up on the floor. Mightily pissed off.
When I got home I was still hungry (probably from my workout) so rumaged around for a packed of crisps. Hurrah, I found a packet of cheese and onion. BUT one of the crisps was like a bastarding dagger and pierced the roof of my mouth and broke with a bit still in the roof of my mouth which I had to remove with tweezers. I'm pretty sure food is not supposed to hurt you when you eat it.
So, that's two things that I've eaten today that have pissed me right off. Surely I can't be the only person to find some food really fucking annoying?