I've just spent the last 2 minutes staring intently at my lightbulb, willing it to explode....

[Fairyjuice]

But nothing happened!

I'm supposed to be working.

Please entertain me with your equally ridiculous and fruitless procrastination techniques.

I regularly go on walks throughout my working day. I have a little routine. I also have an inflatable pillow in my tote bag. I go in the ladies. Lock the door, inflate my little pillow and have a lie down. Scroll on MN, Reddit, watch a bit of YouTube.

I carry notes around with me to look busy. I’m desperately under employed 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Nothing beats a good audit of confidential documents in the safe (in the basement 3 floors down from the office).

jammie you are my hero 😂 Tell me more about these spacious workplace bathrooms that have room to lie down in and are clean enough to do so

Actually reminds me of when I used to work night shifts in a quiet company where everyone needed to look constantly busy. There was a shower room attached to the ladies that was never ever used and I managed to sneak a chair from the canteen in and would lock myself in and read books during my shift. A bit different though cos there actually wasn't any work to do then (as opposed to now).

@JammieJones Don’t lie down in the whizz palace!!

All our toilets are unisex and disabled access so they are lovely and big!

And clean!