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Diet for stressed women

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Ladymuck · 27/07/2007 15:04

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST

  • 1 Grapefruit
  • 1 slice whole-wheat toast
  • 1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

  • 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
  • 1 cup herbal tea
  • 1 Penguin Biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA

  • The rest of the Penguins from the packet
  • 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER

  • 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
  • 2 loaves garlic bread
  • 1 family size Supreme pizza
  • 3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

  • 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:

"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"

Here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot,
A bottle of Chardonay , a bottle of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of The Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel

OP posts:
whomovedmychocolate · 27/07/2007 19:39

ROFLMAO!

PersonalClown · 27/07/2007 19:42

This is going to be my new diet!
You should market it, you'll make a fortune!

Leati · 27/07/2007 19:53

This is too funny. Great stuff.

BounceTiggerBounce · 28/07/2007 14:07

pmsl

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