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Why would someone store small amounts of urine?

55 replies

bottomfellout · 03/07/2019 20:21

Whilst tidying I’ve just found several jars of what I think is urine. I’m not quite brave enough to sniff it yet. They’re not doctors samples as they’re in the little jam pots you get in hotels (I thought they were honey at first but definitely too liquid!). I think they’re also fairly old (another reason I don’t want to sniff), at least a couple of weeks due to the stuff in front of it?

Any ideas? It’s in the room used by my estranged dh. He’s still here at weekends atm until everything is sorted. I’m pretty sure if it was health related he’d have told me and he’d have used the proper pots they give you at the doctors. It’s a really weird thing to find. No weird kinks as far as I know, although I have no idea what he’s getting up to during the week.

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LettuceBeFree · 03/07/2019 20:53

hahaha :)

foreverhanging · 03/07/2019 20:54

Hahahahaha well that went better than expected

bottomfellout · 03/07/2019 20:56

He hates whiskey and I think one of the things he was doing on a stag do about a month ago was a distillery tour. He must’ve brought them home so he didn’t have to drink them there.

Well, that was an emotional rollercoaster for a few minutes. I’d never even contemplated that he might have some drugs before.

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Mrsjayy · 03/07/2019 21:00

Ah makes sense just hiding his tasters.

Newbie1981 · 03/07/2019 21:00

This has absolutely made my day! GrinGrin

VenusTiger · 03/07/2019 21:05

Small jars: easy to pocket and handover with no one seeing. Anti drugs you say? Well, colleagues may know this about him and are paying him for his wee, ew!
He could lose his job over this alone. Talk to him and suggest that’s what you think he’s doing and tell him he could lose his job over it. If he denies it, at least you’ve made him realise he’s being a fool.
The size of the jars definitely suggests the drug testing though imo.

VenusTiger · 03/07/2019 21:07

Ah, I see it’s whiskey- how weird... bet you’re relieved 😂😂

TroysMammy · 03/07/2019 21:10

VenusTiger read the OP's post at 20.47.

MaMisled · 03/07/2019 21:12

Cant be bothered to go to the loo?

elephantoverthehill · 03/07/2019 21:16

Well at least he didn't kill off any potted plants at the distillery.

SuzieQ10 · 03/07/2019 21:23

Love this 😂😂

Mother87 · 03/07/2019 21:38

GrinGrinGrin

maddiemookins16mum · 03/07/2019 21:42

I’m a bit disappointed it wasn’t piss to be honest.

PrawnoftheShed · 03/07/2019 21:44

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elephantoverthehill · 03/07/2019 21:50

He must have collected up all the jam/marmalade jars after breakfast and then washed them up Grin

Ivestoppedreadingthenews · 03/07/2019 21:53

I had imagined a whole scenario with a secret girlfriend POAS! Glad it was whisky.

QueefMoon · 03/07/2019 21:55

This is the Smint thread all over again Grin.

Chinks123 · 03/07/2019 21:59

GrinGrinGrin
I love the smint thread!!

Was just about to say I found out an ex used to piss in Coca Cola bottles and leave them under his bed..but thank god it’s whiskey.

bottomfellout · 03/07/2019 22:16

prawn don’t report me! I don’t want a note by my username saying I’m a pissytroll. There’s some wronguns out there. To be fair it was the first time in about a year I allowed myself to have a wonder about what dh gets up to when he’s not here. That lasted all of 15 minutes.

What was the Smint thread? I missed that one.

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bottomfellout · 03/07/2019 22:17

Actually thinking about it I’m guessing someone thought it was drugs and it was smints? I really need to have a good think about things before I start mouthing off on MN.

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Murinae · 03/07/2019 22:20

Yes someone found a „tablet“ in her daughters (I think) room and wanted to know what it was. It turned out it was a smint

TheFlis12345 · 03/07/2019 22:21

You have made my day OP!! Grin

Murinae · 03/07/2019 22:21

She found it on the floor and posted a photo of it

SrSteveOskowski · 03/07/2019 22:23

Hahahaha GrinGrinGrin

This is HILARIOUS OP! I needed a good laugh tonight.

I'm glad it turned out to be whiskey though.

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