Why would you want your fanny flapping...

[TheBabyAteMyBrain]

About your neck?

It's definitely a statement piece...

Bowk

That looks a tad —horrifically— infected. 🤢

What the ACTUAL fuck have I just looked at?

Bleurgh. That is vile.

Oh Lordy! There’s lots of them for sale!

www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2380057.m4084.l1313.TR1.TRC0.A0.H0.Xchinese+old+jade.TRS0&_nkw=chinese+old+jade+door+of+life

Just the ticket for buying as a secret Santa gift though!

Oh my god! They are horrific!

Door of life!??!?! Yes I suppose it is!! 😂😂😂

Move over fanjo I shall now refer to my nether region as THE DOOR OF LIFE

::insert dramatic music here::

An expensive secret Santa though.

Well now I know what to say when people ask what I want for Christmas

All together now

Dddooooooo your flaps hang low, can you toss them to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow...

Depends on the chain length I guess.

Excuse me whilst I take my eyes out and run them through some bleach.

That poor fan fan looks like it's had quite a seeing too!

It's a Chinese cultural thing. Not every culture shares the British squeamishness about genitalia.

hoiks bosoms

I thought jade was green, not fanjo colour.

It says Netsuke though, those are generally worn on a tie belt around a kimono in countries where kimonos are worn traditionally and not as some kind of fashion item.

It looks as if Chinese people have discovered the Great Wall of Vagina and jumped on the bandwagon with mass produced lips.

Feck Me can you imagine turning up at work with that monstrosity round your neck.

Makes Bob from accounts ties look positively tasteful.

Looks as if it has a long dead cockroach lodged in it. Yuck

Don't you have to say vulva on mn?!

Only when you participate in a vulva vs vagina bun fight.

I have now seen everything.

WTAF?

Lol