Going to hang my washing out tonight

[yearinyearout]

Since I've got to go to work early in the morning, I'm going to run the risk of spiders wiping their little penises on my socks and hang it out before bed. It's going to get darked on, and I don't even care.

Yuck darked on washing is like zombie washing.

Op hope you are ok

Here’s the spider willies for anyone who hasn’t seen it.
Good on you OP
Feel the fear and do it anyway

That bat tick thread is good for a read especially for the phrase:

concealed spiderage

'Spiderage' has to be my new favourite word - please fellow denizens of MN, if we all start using it they will have to put it in the OED.

just don't hang out your pants... would not want to risk cross fertilisation with spider semen after it's been wiped on them... imagine giving birth to hundreds of eight legged children? think of the cost of school shoes, and benefits only cover up to two children now.