daily mail random headline generator

[BocoBeak]

Whole minutes of fun.

I personally liked 'will the elderly rob the memory of diana blind?' and 'will single mothers destroy the countryside'.

did you want this link or are we generating them ourselves ?

Ah now I understand. When I pressed the green button I got 'Could gypsies steal your mortgage?' which I rather liked.

Can't we make them up too? Let's do the Daily Mail and the Guardian.

Oh dear.

Yes, that's the one Fox, yes thank you, was just seeing if anyone was there at all. Well done.

WILL GREENPEACE TAX THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

I thought the (real) headline in the Observer on Sunday was one of the worst I've seen in ages

'Blair aide's wife attacks police for 'Gestapo' tactics' (snigger)

I think for the Mail you need

'Lettuces Will Kill You'

and then something about them giving you cancer and a one sentence mention of the medical 'trial' that proved this.

Yes for Mail: property/single parents/ attacks on civilization - especially rural way of living/children/persons in hoodies/immigrants/well everyone really.

Mail from that link: Will The Unemployed Impregnate Your Mortgage?

Guardian from me:
'The long agony; 115,000 people of restricted growth in western Madagascar 'suffering' from 'growing pains''

Ah.

The daily mail would be 'immigrants sordid plan to eat the elderly and ruin the countryside'

Guardian would be 'guatamalan tapestry welders in darlington face isolation as community centre closes'

I love this one

COULD TEENAGE SEX HURT YOUR PENSION?

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Fantastic! I got does Channel 4 strip the middle class of all dignity, lol.

Abnd "Could peadophiles defraud your house? "

WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS IMPREGNATE THE QUEEN?

COULD LESBIANS RUIN ENGLAND?

COULD NEW LABOUR IMPREGNATE MICHAEL HOWARD?

Have you seen the David Blunkett rhetoric generator?

WILL THE BBC GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS CANCER