D’you ever wonder if Carrie Symonds is Boris’ dead cat, to distract us all from asking what he’s going to do about Brexit?

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I mean, everyone thinks that the model bus thing is the dead cat on the table. But what if that’s real and Carrie Symonds is the dead cat?

Interesting thought and quite plausible. The bus thing is utter rubbish!

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