What inspired your username?

[Noseynails]

Mines was inspired by the fact that I'm very nosy and I love painting my nails.

I play football.

My college nickname

The job that I do.

My dog!

I love the turtles' attitude in this.

@GoldenFlaps brilliant

I also fart a lot @sparklefarts!!

My last purchase.

Half of it was a randomly generated UN.

The middle part came when a woman-hating male-sexed individual called me a "shitbag" on Twitter for writing (on MN) about the massive difference in their weightlifting statistics, versus champion women of equivalent age and stature.

(I am routinely shortened to Buzz, but invariably called Shitbag when posters don't like something I say and they're trying to be scathing in reply )

Mine's in reference to the underrated 80/90's sitcom Watching. The full title should be Barberous Barbara the Bootle Bouncer

Bam Bam from the Flintstones but that was taken to added an extra Bam - was trying to teach my DS the wonders of old programmes at the time of name change, remembered how much I loved Bam Bam whilst DS was soo not impressed!

(It also reminded me that had DS been a DD her middle name would have been Pebbles, due to a bet with DH that he lost 😂)

Richard IIIs motto and one of my strongest character traits

Mines an anagram

I'm a Scottish rugby fan.

It was the last thing I'd said out loud and it was just too good

The dish on the coffee table. I was moaning to myself about why it was there as it just gets full of crap.

Pokemon - Adder backwards like Ekans, Arbok

A drink.

Natural ginger innit

Because I am.

My DH has a reoccurring dream that he is being chased by a chicken, one night woke up screaming ‘dickhead chicken’z

After one of my favourite bob dylan songs.

I breastfeed an insistent toddler 🤷‍♀️

That old song... And a good description of me....

Sad Sweet Dreamer