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Let's play "continue the click bait"

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Kalim8 · 27/06/2019 12:27

I felt compelled to start reading one of those needlessly long click bait articles full of completely irrelevant details today. "next" "next" "next" ad infinitum.

Let's create one here!

WOMAN BEGINS CLICK BAIT THREAD, CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT SHE FINDS!!!!!!!

it was a normal Thursday for Kalim8, but she had already used up her quota of exclamation marks and would have to order some more.
As she used to like paste sandwiches when she was a child, she decided not to also blow dry her hair.

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KurriKurri · 27/06/2019 12:31

Knowing that her next door neighbour voted lib dem in the last election she decided to collect the dog from the vets...

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Kalim8 · 27/06/2019 14:18

The vet was called Ms Edelweiss. An edelweiss is a small white alpine flower and the name of a song in the musical named "The Sound Of Music". The name of the song about an edelweiss in the musical "The Sound Of Music" is "Edelweiss".

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Kalim8 · 27/06/2019 14:20

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Kalim8 · 27/06/2019 18:35

The dog was called Dfer. She had looked after it since it was a puppy. She so enjoyed stroking Dfer's soft, silky ears.
Dfer was a whole 5 months old.

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Kalim8 · 27/06/2019 22:06

ADVERT FOR HOLIDAYS ACROSS EUROPE BY TRAIN

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cannycat20 · 27/06/2019 22:08

Alexa, where should we go on holiday this year?

WatcherOfTheNight · 27/06/2019 22:19

Alexa says
" somewhere hot"
"Don't worry about Dfer ,he'll be fine"

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 27/06/2019 23:32

You will NOT believe what holiday location she was considering.

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Kalim8 · 28/06/2019 10:56

If she went to this location, she would be the envy of all her friends!

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Modestandatinybitsexy · 28/06/2019 11:13

Her MIL thought the holiday sounded so good she booked in for the same flights and the hotel room next door.

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Kalim8 · 28/06/2019 12:18

Now some of people might not be too happy to have their MIL on holiday with them, but this location was so excellent!

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CigarsofthePharoahs · 28/06/2019 13:07

She just hoped she could encourage her MIL to have several evenings out on the holiday as she had a special gift planned for her significant other.
Should be arriving from Amazon prime any moment...

yawning801 · 28/06/2019 13:11

The parcel got chucked over the fence, straight into...

ShartGoblin · 28/06/2019 14:43

the sexiest man she had ever seen, you would think that would make for an incredible afternoon however the man was hiding a deep, dark secret that will shock you to your very core!

yawning801 · 28/06/2019 17:48

...He was actually an alien! But there was an uncanny resemblance between the two of them...

whatkatydidalready · 28/06/2019 18:08

...they were both wearing the same dress. But neither of them knew where to find shoes and a handbag to match...

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Kalim8 · 28/06/2019 21:17

Luckily, Ms Edelweiss the vet used to own her own fashion boutique and could easily have told them both, had a it only been common knowledge.

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Ilovetolurk · 28/06/2019 22:32

But Ms Edelweiss had given up the boutique before having discovered the five most lucrative business ideas she could do in her spare time

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 28/06/2019 22:50

These simple but genius ideas have made millions for those in the know.

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Kalim8 · 29/06/2019 21:15

you won't BELIEVE number 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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