What would be a nice name for a cat like this

[Lardlizard]

It would be a kitten when it arrived

Dennis for a boy.

Betty (Betty Blue) for a girl.

Boris Kilmousky

Jean-Claude Pamplemousse

Poker-face McCat

Alfonso "The Fonz" or Fonzie

Leonard.

Love Fonzie! Imagine shouting that out the back door of a night time

Shouldn’t it be Gonzo since he is blue?

My Gran had a similar cat called Dusty

Fenton

Chairman Miaow
Lord Percy of Purrsville

Is it female?

Duchess of Pussyville

Star

Wooster . Or Jeeves to be ironic.

Hugo
Percy
Steve

Claire
Jane
Sarah

Carrot

Purrsephone

Definitely Araminta if a girl cat. Minty for short.

Ralph for boycat.

I've always wanted a grey cat called Drizzle (so apt for current weather).

Blue

Lord High Justice Gandalf the Grey of his ilk. ( Bluey for short)

Jean-Claude Pamplemousse 😂😂 I need more cats to use some of these names!!

Sir Montague Pomplewhiskers

Sky.
And never let a child name a pet. They will passionately want the utterly banal (Snowy or Scamp) or something you’ll be ashamed to call out loud (Fish Finger or Potty)

Toby

These are Gomez Morticia and Wednesday 🙂 we thought Gomez was a boy. She isn’t 😂😂😂

My British shorthair is called Alphonso :)

Fonz / fonzy / Fonzo / oh you little shit - all regular nicknames