What do you do that you think drives your DP mad?

[Pinkarsedfly]

Just been reading a ‘What does your DP do that drives you mad?’ thread, and it set me wondering about my less-than-savoury habits...

I think if my DH was the easily-irritated type (thank fuck he’s not) he’d put:

Leaves shoes all over the house then goes nuts when the dog eats them.

Leaves bags hanging on the back of every chair/banister/coat hook etc etc.

Complains she has no money but seems to buy a new pair of trainers on the hour, every hour.

Complains that she’s fat while drinking wine and inhaling chocolate.

Lets the dog kiss her then kisses me.

Puts her clothes in the floordrobe.

God, there are probably loads more...😳

My ex, all I needed to do was breathe.....

That's why he became an ex.

Dh would write

She is only ever thirsty when I go in to the kitchen.

Treats the dogs like children and buys them lots of treats. When I ask if she has got me a treat she replied that there is a packet of rich teas in the tin. I hate rich teas.

In bed she has the inability to get out and put a pair of socks on if her feet aren’t cold. Instead she puts them between my legs.

When I go to the shop she says she fancies something naughty. When asked what she says ‘surprise me’

Apart from that I’m an angel to live with.

Can never ever make a decision - give her a menu shes there for ages!
Spends far too much money on handbags... Wtf does she need more than two for? A handbag and a back pack.
At the minute she's suffering from pmt and keeps crying if i had pmt i would just carry on and it wouldn't bother me.

I am obsessed with checking the weather for the weekend. I start about Tuesday. And then I get sad when it says cold and grey which it always does.

I am always tidying and move his stuff around

I go to sleep too early

I complains if he dares to move in bed.

And this thread shows why humans ( men and women) have so little real self awareness. Post the question about a DP/DH/DW and it would have hundreds of replies . Ask about the person posting and you get a handful. Also none of them are really bad thing like picks her nose, farts , leaves shit on the loo, noisy eating etc which are often mentioned on other threads about partners

Well done those who have posted though As for me. Well...... Have I told you about my DHs faults yet?