I just hit peak Mumsnet....

[JudgeRindersMinder]

And I’m so proud! I’m selling a couple of beds in a local Facebook selling page, and just had a message from a guy saying he’d buy them and pick them up today. Absolutely no problem, till i get another message from him saying he just wants the mattresses. I reply saying that no, if he wants the mattress he has to take the whole thing. Big story from him about the size of his car, and I replied...

No, that doesn’t work for me😁

What’s your peak MN moment?

Well done.

I'm not sure I have a peak moment yet. I'm mostly working on using my slowly acquired UK slang so that I don't stand out too much when I post.

That's brilliant OP, did he reply?

I had a run-in with pensioner parking wankers a while back, I was with clients so had to remain professional. PPW husband was screaming in my face; I calmly turned to PPW wife, tilted my head and said 'I feel sorry for you, your husband is clearly unhinged', whilst circling my finger at the side of my head. They both looked at me like and slunk off.

I was very proud of myself 😅