Anti #hinchin use of Zoflora - lighthearted

[JMAngel1]

Fill up sink with super hot water and drop 2 capfuls of zoflora in. Steam scents all of ground floor of house and makes it seem like you've cleaned everywhere when in fact you've been sat on arse all morning MNetting and drinking cappuccino - you're welcome.

Hmmmm my sticky floor might give the game away...

[swipes damp cloth across floor with foot]

Oho NOW we're winning. Heee hee.

I don’t think any amount of nice smells is going to trick someone into thinking I’ve hoovered the crummy floor, tidied up after breakfast and cleaned the minging bathroom to be honest.