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You're the top.. What would be the top now?

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Enko · 23/05/2019 19:32

Today I was listening to this smooth song list I have and " by Cole Porter came on.. from Anything goes lyric's here

I was singing along happily when it occurred to me a fair few things of these are no longer common knowledge Hence my question..

What would be "the top" now and could you get it to rhyme as well as Cole Porter could?

I think the 1st part still rings true though :)

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iklboo · 23/05/2019 19:47

You're the top! You're my Snapchat bestie
You're the top! You're like Kanye West-y
You're a download from iTunes or Spotify
You're a fan of The Killers with huge lip fillers
You're an instagram photo with manga eyes
You're vegan, You drink chai latte
You're the kind who calls Kylie a fatty
I wear hipster check, listen to Beck, a flop,
But if, Baby, with your fake bottom,
You're the top!

Enko · 23/05/2019 19:55

Made me laugh Iklboo esp the rhyme on bestie :)

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Enko · 24/05/2019 21:35

Now read this aloud to my teenagers who all love it. I think there has to be something when it goes in the original version " your Micky Mouse/broccoli/camenbert"

Your a Samsung tennnnn! (Iphone tenn??)

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iklboo · 24/05/2019 21:55

Aw thank you Smile

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