Who has a job title Head of Ethereal Planning???

[lablewhore]

I am curious to see if anyone else has thought WTF at some of the job titles people seem to have. Yes I have had an e-mail from the Head of Ethereal Planning and I have also had today an e-mail from 'Brand and digital strategist, explorer, innovator and co-founder'.......creative but really???

The explorer, inventor one wouldn't raise an eyebrow in my industry (creative too) but wtf is ethereal planning?? I mean, what even is it?

Oh wow! What does the head of ethereal planning do?

Isn't that god?

I really don't know lonny she works in events planning, so maybe she is responsible for the hedonistic parties?? Or wakes? So explorer is a thing? new to me - I keep thinking of Christopher Columbus ...-must get out more-

Ah. It sounds like another term for Head of Bovine Digestive Waste Products

But, but, but I don't want my events to be all wafty and delicate and light - I want them to actually work! Do you think she's googled the meaning??

I think she actually lives in Narnia - so maybe they do not have google there! Not a frickin' clue!
(she comes across as very articulate and intelligent too - which adds to the hilarity in the office!)

Sounds so much like the university I worked at. They made no sense to me whatsoever and when I used to meet people with wanky job titles, I used to ask what do you actually do and if I hear too much jargon, I ask them to explain as if I am from the early 20th century .

'Head of Ethereal Planning' must be the Archangel Gabriel surely?

I think I've finally found my dream job. Not sure what Head of Ethereal Planning actually entails, but it sounds neat.

I like the word ethereal, it's a very nice sounding word.