Have accidentally gotten tipsy

[PinkyU]

As above, I’ve literally had a glass and a half of wine and I’m feeling quite squiffy. I really don’t like it and could do with some tips to speed up the sobering process. I’ve ordered some take away and have moved on to water but I’m bouncing off of walls as I’m walking and just grossly dislike this “not entirely in control” feeling, so any help or tips massively appreciated.

Glass of water and go to bed

Eat loads of carby food, lots of water, and some fresh air if possible. It's gross but making yourself vomit can help too.

There in lies the problem, I’ve lo’s who aren’t asleep yet so not able to get off to bed until they’re sound asleep. I thought I’d be fine with a glass but I think tiredness and not having had dinner has made the wine a bit more potent than anticipated.

I hate feeling like I’m not in total control when I’m responsible for lo’s (who are in bed and settling down, but still)

Your bouncing off walls off such a small amount? Why would you have any knowing the situation of your tolerance levels are so low 😱 drink loads of water have a sit down and wait for your food you will be fine.

You literally can't walk straight and are bouncing off walls after less than 2 glasses of wine? That doesn't sound right at all. Better get it checked out. I'd have thought if your motor functioning is so affected you would find it difficult to type a coherent post though.

Because you are drunk I will forgive you the use of the ‘word’ gotten...

Staggering and can type perfectly. Weird

....you feel that “bad” and you can still write coherently :/

how big a glass are we talking about

You just have “gotten” (curls toes repeatedly ) a big glass out for one and half of them to have this impact.

Go to bed with a big glass of water. Tell everyone you are ill.

Yes about to say typing very well in coherent sentences. I think you’ll be fine...

Bloody hell that really is a lightweight! Water, carbs and sleep. I think you'll be fine OP

Lightweight

Hammering a monumental burger currently and feeling less hazy. Thanks all.

Typical arsehole response’s to one word the op used.

LOL...too funny.That additional half glass was the overdose!. Next time (if it happens again) don't wait for your burger...I'm sure you have some other food you could eat straight away ..biscuits.toast nuts.fruit......