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I seem to have signed up to the worst news feed ever

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StealthPolarBear · 18/05/2019 17:06

Today's breaking news: Prince Harry has been out, but has now gone home again

A few days ago I was treated to the story that Harry told his dad he hated him. Which actually is quite interesting. Turns out it was almost twenty years ago, as a teenager.

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LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 18/05/2019 17:08

My newsfeed is full of thinks like price Archie being named after the Archie and Jughead comics - because Megan’s dad liked them when she was a kid. Oh yeah, really.

My dad liked the Beano as a child but little Pug isn’t interested.

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 18/05/2019 17:09

Oh it was Plug!

StealthPolarBear · 18/05/2019 17:09

:o
I need to figure out how to get rid of it but I don't know what it is iyswin

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marvellousnightforamooncup · 18/05/2019 17:10

I keep getting royal family story alerts on my phone. I can only think it's through clicking on a link from a Mumsnet thread. I couldn't be less interested in them. Every day this week I've been told there's a new MM story, yawn!

Aimily · 18/05/2019 17:11

Could it be people sharing the articles, that's how I'm seeing them.

StealthPolarBear · 18/05/2019 17:12

I lie, I hadn't actually clicked on it had just assined
Turns out "new dad Prince Harry returns..."
Ended "to his wedding venue for another wedding"

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LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 18/05/2019 17:13

Mine is now informing me about some woman who turned up to a royal wedding dressed ‘like a 4 year old’. The photo was funny because it’s of her and a bezzie both wearing a similar silly white hat, white espadrille sandals and a pinky dress with way too many flounces and ruffles. She is teensy and her friend is rather tall.

Also - someone crapped themselves in a store changing room.

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 18/05/2019 17:13

And a lot of Diana stories as if she is still alive.

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 18/05/2019 17:15

Also - woman felt violated when a delivery man pooed on her doorstep.

But my favourite to date has to be ‘City boss' email blast to staff for soiling their underwear after Friday's free bar’

A lot of poo ones today 💩

ILiveInSalemsLot · 18/05/2019 17:19

WTH LordProf 😂 you’ve been bookmarked for all poo news.

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 18/05/2019 17:21

News
Current affairs
Business
Technology
Foreign news
Entertainment
Royalty

POO!

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 18/05/2019 17:33

However, I get regular links to news stories of women buying ‘sexy’ dresses from online stores and ending up with something the size of a balloon, online stores selling eye watering wedgie swimsuits or clear plastic trousers. They make me laugh.

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