I seem to have signed up to the worst news feed ever

[StealthPolarBear]

Today's breaking news: Prince Harry has been out, but has now gone home again

A few days ago I was treated to the story that Harry told his dad he hated him. Which actually is quite interesting. Turns out it was almost twenty years ago, as a teenager.

My newsfeed is full of thinks like price Archie being named after the Archie and Jughead comics - because Megan’s dad liked them when she was a kid. Oh yeah, really.

My dad liked the Beano as a child but little Pug isn’t interested.

Oh it was Plug!

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I need to figure out how to get rid of it but I don't know what it is iyswin

I keep getting royal family story alerts on my phone. I can only think it's through clicking on a link from a Mumsnet thread. I couldn't be less interested in them. Every day this week I've been told there's a new MM story, yawn!

Could it be people sharing the articles, that's how I'm seeing them.

I lie, I hadn't actually clicked on it had just assined
Turns out "new dad Prince Harry returns..."
Ended "to his wedding venue for another wedding"

Mine is now informing me about some woman who turned up to a royal wedding dressed ‘like a 4 year old’. The photo was funny because it’s of her and a bezzie both wearing a similar silly white hat, white espadrille sandals and a pinky dress with way too many flounces and ruffles. She is teensy and her friend is rather tall.

Also - someone crapped themselves in a store changing room.

And a lot of Diana stories as if she is still alive.

Also - woman felt violated when a delivery man pooed on her doorstep.

But my favourite to date has to be ‘City boss' email blast to staff for soiling their underwear after Friday's free bar’

A lot of poo ones today 💩

WTH LordProf 😂 you’ve been bookmarked for all poo news.

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POO!

However, I get regular links to news stories of women buying ‘sexy’ dresses from online stores and ending up with something the size of a balloon, online stores selling eye watering wedgie swimsuits or clear plastic trousers. They make me laugh.