Anyone popping to the shops & would get me a bottle of milk?

[lucysmam]

Green top, please.

I forgot on the way home last night

You should have said sooner, I've just gotten back from the shop.

If anyone else is going I forgot to get bread so need a loaf of anything except Hovis.

Uff, that's no good Doom, I'll have to go for myself (I'd ask dd1 but she's wandering round in shorts & bare feet & it's a bit rainy).

I pass a shop soon. Going to clean a boat!! Bit disappointed the weather isn't up to much. Need milk myself actually!

While your there could you pick up a few packs of haribo? Forgot to do party bags for DS birthday. Bad mother!

*You're not your

DH is going out soon, he loves an excuse to stop at the shop and buy tonnes of stuff we don't need. I'll get him to do a milk and Haribo stop for you and then tuck into the two sharing bags of Doritos and mega pack of giant chocolate buttons he'll get too.

Milk! I forgot the milk! Bugger, I'm not going back out now.

Weather's nice here - could your DH get us dishwasher tablets, peanut butter and a pretty ribbon please? UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername ? Thanks

Second thought anyone just keep a cow? Be much cheaper, and something sensible to have day to day chats with. Grumps from teens getting a bit tedious..

There are cows about 300 meters from here Summerorjustmaybe , they don't talk much... They seem to mainly poo... The milk is out in churns early every morning to be picked up by the tanker (area of lots of small farms).

I’ve forgotten milk too.... black coffee it is! I do have baby milk in the fridge.... (wishing I knew how to score out words)

each side of what you want to write MrsGrannyWeatherwax ... Even though you're clearly an imposter because Granny Weatherwax couldn't be having with being addressed as Mrs--

to late got back in 15 minutes ago... I did buy green top as it happens but the children are already drinking it...

I forgot spinach though. Can anyone grab me some as they go by and a couple of massive bars of fruit and nut and a sharing pack of doritos Cheers

I’ve got some frozen spinach you can have so if you want to pop round for it that’s fine but I would love a mega pack of monster munch if you are passing anywhere

Thank you @anothernotherone

I failed at deceiving you - - must try harder - -

Damn it! I’m terrible at this! Must go back to books

Don't leave any gaps, either between the hyphens or between hyphen and text, mrsgrannyweatherwax. Oh and I'm on my last clove of garlic...

Hoppingggreen thank you you've just reminded me I've got a pack of frozen as well...you star... sorry though does mean I won't be popping round with the monster munch :(

—fail—

I should just go buy milk and sob into a coffee

I can get some nice chocolate chip cookies for everyone and some oat and blueberry things for the saints amoung us?