This has all just come flooding back to me while I’m having a cuppa
The dream: I’m heavily pregnant and start having contractions, I’m looking after my friends son so bring him home to his mum and whisper that I’m in labour. She doesn’t hear me so I have to say it louder but still whispering so her husband and child don’t hear. (No idea why!) then go off to the hospital. They are having work done so there’s some confusion about which room I need to go into, there’s a sign on the door but it’s the wrong sign for whatever room I’m expecting to be in (can’t recall what it said), I get into the room and into a hospital gown and realise my legs are really, really hairy 
so suddenly I need to go home and shave my legs. Midwife says “it’s fine, we’re supposed to have hairy legs” so I decide to stay, get my phone out of my bag and try to log into Mumsnet only to see a pop up telling me MN is now charging it’s users! 
I think it was something like £3.50. No idea if that was a one off fee or weekly/monthly etc. I was outraged, really angry. The fact I was about to give birth (to some mystery man’s baby!!!) was completely secondary to all the above stuff!
What the hell is all that about? 