I do not believe the Royal baby has been in the news for a few days

[StealthPolarBear]

For those of us feeling bereft I can report he has almost certainly been pooing, feeding, sleeping and a bit of crying. Plus doing that adorable startled reflex thing they do.
I should write for the sun.

Thank God. I was getting worried
Thanks OP!

There was great excitement when they thought he smiled at a corgi but it turned up to be wind. He was almost lifted off the floor with that one.

Plus doing that adorable startled reflex thing they do

Love that

Dd used to terrify ds2 so much that he had that startle reflex til he was 2 years old

Hahahaha that's hilarious. I'm the jumpiest person in the world. I think I still have mine.

Oh, has Harry and Meghan’s baby arrived? Lovely.

I bet he did an exploding poo all over Uncle Willy because Daddy put the nappy on back to front in his state of sleep deprivation.

Uncle Willy was the one with the startle reflex that day.

Oh, has Harry and Meghan’s baby arrived

Think.it was sometime last week. Being the very private pair they are its barely been reported on.

"Uncle Willy was the one with the startle reflex that day."
:o

This made me giggle so much!!

@stealth, I believe your job offer is in the mail!! Good luck with your new career path!!

Ooh will I be on TV? Need me hair done.

Think.it was sometime last week

I just googled it and it was indeed last week. They’ve named him Archie.

Archie who?