Odd ponderings I should really keep to myself

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Not a full-on TAAT, but inspired by another user's comment. Here is a space for weird and random thoughts that have occurred to you lately, but don't really justify a thread of their own.

I'll start small:

Earlier I was queueing in the supermarket. The woman behind me had a packet of Cornettos on the conveyor belt. I was very nearly overcome by the urge to open them up and start munching.

Not sure if this counts but I drove home from running club earlier. I was on such an endorphin high that I smiled and waved at the arsehole driver who was driving up my boot and then screeched sang loudly to my current favourite song (Lucky Escape by Years & Years) into my water bottle pretending it was a microphone. Not sure where the urge came from, never done it before, but it felt great and I didn't have a care in the world

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I was just listening to "Lost In The World" by Kanye West decided that was the song I wanted played at my funeral!

In my defense I have been crippled with sciatic pain, (can't walk!) for the last 2 months, so am feeling a bit glum.