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OK. We’ve had live birth threads. This is a live brownie thread.

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BertrandRussell · 14/05/2019 18:26

I am an excellent baker. But I can’t make scones or brownies. I have given up on scones-ds can make them now. This is my last attempt at brownies. My Aga is heating. I have the Good Food recipe. All I need is your support.

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thislido · 14/05/2019 18:31

Do we all get one?

sleepismysuperpower1 · 14/05/2019 18:31

Good Luck OP! Please send pictures of them when done, majorly envious right now as am about to start cooking pasta, not nearly as exciting!

thislido · 14/05/2019 18:32

I have one of those Lakeland tins which is lots of individual brownie sized tins combined into one, so they all get a lovely chewy edge. Something to consider if you get the hang of it.

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BestestBrownies · 14/05/2019 18:32

I think this thread was made for me...

thislido · 14/05/2019 18:55

This is a very slow brownie labour. Where are the updates?! Come on Bert!

thislido · 14/05/2019 20:04

Well I think we’ve identified the problem. To get brownies you have to make and mix and put it in the oven, they don’t just spring from nowhere Grin

CheekyFuckersDontGetPastMe · 14/05/2019 20:07

I’m going to bet they are burnt if you still have them in the oven...

BertrandRussell · 14/05/2019 20:19

Sorry! The live thread got sidelined by visitors! Watch this space/

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EnidButton · 14/05/2019 20:21

Brownies are far more exciting imo. Grin

Banana770 · 14/05/2019 20:22

You can do it OP! Just keep picturing those delicious brownies in your arms.

QuantumWeatherButterfly · 14/05/2019 20:23

I sympathise, OP - brownies used to be my nemesis. Then DH DD bought me a voucher for a brownie making course for Mother's Day and it was truly as though the Red Sea blocking the path to brownie glory parted in front of me.

Happy to share the secrets should today's recipe fail you😀

LaPufalina · 14/05/2019 20:24

I've made them over 100 times but never in an aga so I'm intrigued!

8FencingWire · 14/05/2019 20:28

Good luck!!! I’ve got a rhubarb, ginger and marzipan crumble in the oven, otherwise I would have joined you in the brownie saga 😂

thislido · 14/05/2019 20:32

Quantum do share your secrets anyway!

Bert remember to break the eggs before use.

goose1964 · 14/05/2019 20:33

My son makes the world's best brownies. I have been scuppered by meringues. I can make lemon meringue pie (but not as good as my gran's) but the minute I try to do meringues on their own I actually make a baked toffeeish thing but

MeltedEggMum · 14/05/2019 20:36

I should not have opened this thread. I am doing the low carb boot camp!

Millie2013 · 14/05/2019 20:38

I can make lovely brownies, but my scones are like missiles, I have no idea what I do wrong

ControversialFerret · 14/05/2019 20:40

Share the brownie secrets please! Mine always end up cakey, even though I am always very careful to fold and not overmix.

Bobbiepin · 14/05/2019 20:43

Nigella's brownie recipe is amazing. I think the original version has nuts in it. The right size tin is important and when they are baked it should be slightly cracked on top and still have a wobble. It's not like cake where you can stick a knife in. If a knife comes off clean in brownies they are massively over done.

Binglebong · 14/05/2019 21:12

I always overdo brownies. I can cook them for 10 seconds and they'll still be overdone. Sad

QuantumWeatherButterfly · 14/05/2019 21:38

Right! The secrets of Quantum's brownies: revealed!

I’ll warn you now, there is an obscene about of chocolate in these. This means they are (relatively) not cheap to make compared to other recipes. But by god they are good!

Basic Ingredients:
275g caster sugar (though I’ve used all sorts of brown sugars too and they’ve all worked fine)
3 medium eggs
175g butter
200g dark-but-not-too-dark chocolate - you want around 50 - 60% cocoa solids
175g plain flour
100g properly dark chocolate chips, around 70% cocoa solids for these.

Preheat your oven to 180 degrees.

Start by mixing the ingredients in 3 pairs.

1.	mix the eggs with the sugar until thoroughly combined. Top tip 1 - air is THE ENEMY of good, fudgy, brownies. Make sure you don’t introduce any by keeping your spoon in contact with the bowl AT ALL TIMES!

2.	Melt the butter with the 200g chocolate - either in a bowl over a pan of barely boiling water, or in a microwave. Top tip 2 - either method is fine, but because you’re melting the chocolate with the butter it is MUCH less likely to split. This means using the microwave is easier and lower risk than usual. And top tip 3 - heat it just until it’s melted and combined. Don’t let us get too hot, as you’re about to add it to eggs and you don’t want to scramble them. 

3.	Mix the flour and the 100g chocolate chips. Top tip 4 - don’t be tempted to miss this step. Coating the chocolate chips in flour will mean they don’t sink to the bottom of your brownies when you cook them. 

Now you’re going to combine all three pairs together. Add the melted chocolate mix to the egg and sugar mix and stir to combine. When it’s thoroughly mixed, add the flour and chocolate chips and stir to combine until there is no visible flour. Remember - air is THE ENEMY! Keep your spoon in contact with the bowl at all times!

If you want to add any extras, stir them in now - nuts (I don’t, but okay), spices (if you must) or dried fruit (weirdos), anything else you fancy.

Now pour the mix into a baking tin. Top tip 5 - you want brownies to be quite thin, otherwise the outside will be dry by the time the middle is cooked enough to hold together. A dish that is 20cm x 34cm is perfect but hard to find. Look for one with a similar surface area. You want the batter to be no more than 2cm deep. It’s worth lining the tin with parchment.

Baking - how long you bake it for is going to depend a bit on how you like your brownies and how fast or slow your oven is. I like my brownies a bit cakier than is fashionable, so I generally cook them for about 22 minutes. But if your oven is very fast, or you prefer a gooier brownie, they might be done after 16 or so. This is something you need to experiment with - but err on the side of caution. Cakier brownies are edible and still delish, especially with a scoop of ice cream. Raw ones are notSmile. Reduce the cooking time next time if you want them softer. However! Top tip 6 - when you think the brownies are ready, give them a good shake - they should crack on the top and still hold together, but be soft enough to have a decent wobble in the middle.

Finally - leave to cool for as long as you can bear, then devour the lot. Or actually, don’t - they’re really rich and you’ll make yourself sick. I recommend cutting this quantity into 12, but you can go bigger or smaller if you want.

All credit to Konditor and Cook for the recipe, and especially the lovely Laure, who taught me everything I know - about brownies, anyway!

BornInAThunderstorm · 14/05/2019 21:41

It’s very cruel to start a thread promising brownie updates and then disappear! I will have to snuffle some cake from our junk cupboard to make up for it

BertrandRussell · 14/05/2019 21:45

I am so sorry-everything was all ready but family invasion happened. Watch this space tomorrow!

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thislido · 14/05/2019 21:45

so according to quantum's tips, the electric beaters in the picture don't bode well...

thislido · 14/05/2019 21:46

ah, good, you can swap them for a spoon!

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