Which children's TV show irritates you?

[fblake]

Mine is Paw Patrol. Does my head in 😫

Yours?

Horrid Henry - makes my impressionable children's attitude stink.
Fireman Sam - it’s all just a load of baloney really, isn’t it?

Loool I love and hate Bing at the same time.. I'd love to live in his town but I couldn't be his neighbour and have him whinging in the garden all the time..
Loved a poster's comment about flop and crèche. So true

Paw Patrol has come into our lives lately. I think my username sums up my feelings nicely. The pup pup boogie episode sent me over the edge.

I fucking hate nanny plum with a passion!

Agree with you 100%. They should have just fucking left her in space!!!!

I despise Blaze and the Monster Machines. Mainly because Blaze is a glory hog who ALWAYS wins and bangs on about cheating being bad but he cheats every time with his blazing speed. In one episode he went to animal island once and got crowned their fucking KING ffs. Also apparently he's a better firefighter than the actual firefighters in the show because they have to call him for help sometimes. Blaze is a weapons grade twat.

Thomas the Tank Engine is quite possibly the most boring creation on the planet.

I'm not a fan of much on CBeebies.

This thread is making me realise CBeebies has turned me into a very angry person 😂

It is now Bing-O'clock on this house I can hear it from the kitchen.

Being in the kitchen, it's a fucking BING thing...

@SleepingStandingUp 😂 it may be the music on the advert that annoys me more!

@Chunkyetfunky ugh. Duggee is DS's favourite. I can tolerate it. I live in hope that as DS gets older he'll make me badges to reward me for my mediocre achievements. Like the 'taking out the bin' badge

Paw patrol for the sexism.

RobinsEggBlue Postman Pat. Total incompetence- mission accomplished!

As my username suggests, couldn't agree more

All of the above. Peter Rabbit is also really annoying. Stop stealing things while being really preachy about good rabbits never giving up FFS!

I do kind of secretly enjoy Octonauts though.

Bing. It was the only thing that my son would watch for a good few months. The episode with Pando hogging the swing gives me the rage. I have to skip it.
However, the pp who dissed Hey Duggee is just plain wrong. It makes Cbeebies worth watching!

Bing definitely.

Abney and Teal, wtf?

Bloody Andy and his bloody animals / prehistoric adventures / whatever the fuck else
Sofia the First. No one can be that goody two shoes.
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Thankfully those days are over, but now we're onto those annoying American tweeny programmes on Nickelodeon. I can't even tell them apart to be honest. I do think KC Undercover is ok though.

Peter Rabbit!!! Yes!!! Always robbing and always meddling, precocious bloody rabbit
Bing - complete brat
Peppa Pig - constantly fat shaming poor old daddy pig
Justin Fletcher is actually a pretty good impressionist on Gigglebiz but find him bloody irritating as mr tumble/Justin’s House

Grandpa in my pocket is a knob. Fact.

WHY does Pando kick his pants off before getting in the park?

Bing's a twat.

Norman Price belongs in borstal the pyromaniacal wee shit.

Autopsy and Dim can feck off as well. They're supposed to be 4 years old! They're practically old enough to get served in pubs, bloody stupid.

And don't get me started on the audio-visual wall of beige that is Abney and Teal. Like porridge for the eyes.

I agree that Norman Price should be left to perish in the flames.

I hate Waffle the Wonderdog - whiny little bastard.
Bing - also whiny little bastard.
Mollie and Mack - that stupid “I have an idea” song. I’ve got an idea - fuck off.

I can list the programmes that I have banned for being irritating. I am not irritated by them because my DC doesn't realise they exist! No peppa, no paw patrol, no monster truck cartoon, no pj masks. DH has previously put the episodes of the above on for dc, I have swiftly intervened and changed them to octonauts or Julia Donaldson adaptions as I don't mind those.

Topsy and Tim are 4 (meant to be)

Horrid fucking twat face Henry

@otterses
Me bloody too 😂😂

Agree with bloody bing and glory hog fireman Sam, smug twat!

Horrid Henry is just appalling but ds has started watching Henry danger, Jesus it is the most over the top badly acted American shit I have ever seen, and the little girl on it with anger issues needs to be locked up, it gives me the total rage

Topsy and Tim ...do gooders ...they get excited over the most mundane things

Peter Rabbit
Sodding Waffle the Stupid Irritating Dog
That one where the kids do something with their grandparents about what it was like when they were young. Soooo boring!
Also a really boring one with Bridget Jones' mother making cups of tea and telling 2 random children a vaguely historical story. Teacup Tales??
The Aladdin one in Cbeebies.

Appletree House (so worthy)
Topsy and Tim (so smug and annoying)
Zafari (just creepy)

But I kind of like Bing - the show, not the character. It was the first TV show DS really paid attention to, and it will always remind me of when he was tiny. I've learnt a lot from Flop, too.